31 October 2008

Overheard Tonight in East Cambridge

Man has opened his front door to trick-or-treating teenagers. He's wearing a floppy dark wig, horn-rimmed glasses, and long moustache.

Teens: What are you supposed to be?

Man: Um, how old are you?

One teen: I'm eighteen.

Man: Okay, I'm a '70s porn star.

All teens: Ohhhhh!

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