Little Captain Jack

There's something creepy about this dress-up costume, and not just because it makes you wonder why this kid isn't wearing eye shadow.

Rather, it’s how the description says: “From The Pirates of the Caribbean movie comes the great looking pirate costume of Captain Jack Sparrow. Includes shirt with vest attached, fabric sash, belt with attached buckle and boot covers. (Hat with attached braids and pants not included). Child size (4-6).”

There’s no mention of the facial hair, included or not. Which implies that it came with the child model. He must get very specialized work.

In related news, I found a whole blog of bad Capt. Jack impersonators, but it seems to be becalmed now.