Overheard Tonight in East Cambridge
Man has opened his front door to trick-or-treating teenagers. He's wearing a floppy dark wig, horn-rimmed glasses, and long moustache.
Teens: What are you supposed to be?
Man: Um, how old are you?
One teen: I'm eighteen.
Man: Okay, I'm a '70s porn star.
All teens: Ohhhhh!
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