The New York Times coverage of the new picture book for frazzled parents, You Have to —— Eat, reminds me of why I didn’t see the first one as worth noticing.
There’s this thing in verse called metre. If you’re going to write parody picture books, you should get to know that.
This quoted passage from the new book starts out anapestically enough but stumbles in the second line.
The sunrise is golden and lovely,And the third. And the fourth.
The birds chirp and twitter and tweet,
You woke me up and asked for some breakfast,
So why the —— won’t you eat?
These books come from a small press that hasn’t specialized in the form, so perhaps its editors don’t notice the problem.
The sunrise is golden and lovely,But it’s really not that hard.
The birds in their nests chirp and tweet,
You woke up and asked me for breakfast,
So why in the hell won’t you eat?