tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28103455.post724227372012880530..comments2024-03-09T05:53:59.542-05:00Comments on Oz and Ends: Stylometry for Fun and ProfitUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28103455.post-27714723677494694552011-10-23T17:01:32.960-05:002011-10-23T17:01:32.960-05:00Showing his shaky grasp of both punctuation and ho...Showing his shaky grasp of both punctuation and honesty, "Wozniak" claims that he's "using a pseudonym, just like millions of other bloggers out there?" But he's not a blogger. His shifting pseudonyms come with no link to a blog or website. He's just a guy writing under a fake name to make ludicrous accusations that someone else wrote under a fake name—and he doesn't see how laughable that makes him look.<br /><br />"Wosniac's" need for secrecy means we can't know if he's actually a "sock puppet" for the author he's touting. We can't know if he's signed on to that author's other theories, including creationism, conspiracies within the US government to crash passenger jets, the President being the son of Jimi Hendrix, and <a href="http://mediamatters.org/blog/201104070013" rel="nofollow">this Photoshopped photo being real</a>. We can't know what else he's said about President Obama or other African-Americans. But we do know that he has something to hide.<br /><br />Our courageously camouflaged commenter offers no evidence of his literary acumen (and much evidence to the contrary). Yet he wants us to accept his literary judgments as fair and convincing. Since I blog under my own name, and don't try to conceal my past, folks know I've worked in publishing for over two decades. Based on that experience, I can say the "evidence" that Obama didn't write his own autobiography to be so thin as to be laughable. Adherents of that theory must therefore be driven by something besides rational thought. <br /><br />"Wozniak" denies that racism is involved in his declarations that Obama couldn't possibly have written his own life story. Of course, hardly any American admits to being racist in public now. Most Americans wouldn't want to admit it to themselves. People frightened by a smart black man with authority would be especially wary of admitting to racism because that would also mean admitting that the smart black man has some power over them. One response for those people is to try to undercut the evidence that that man is actually smart. <br /><br />"Wosniak" insists that's not what he's doing, but his repeated claims look very much like white supremacists' statements about other African-American authors, from Thomas Jefferson's dismissal of Phillis Wheatley through the teacher who accused August Wilson of plagiarizing a high-school paper. The slippery pseudonym has made the unverifiable statement that he likes Frederick Douglass's autobiography. Yet he shows no grasp of how apologists for slavery claimed that Douglass wasn't telling the truth about his life and/or that a white author like Lydia Maria Child actually wrote his book. "Wozniac" puts himself squarely in the long tradition of the racists who denigrated black authors, and he isn't even capable of recognizing what that says about him. <br /><br />It might be different if "Wosniack" showed how he applies the same standards to all authors. Does he respond to every memoir by someone in his thirties by digging back to what they're written in their teens? Has he combed through other politicians' law-school papers to find common grammatical errors? Of course not. That's a standard he's set for only one man. Treating a black author more harshly than any other is an obvious hallmark of racism.<br /><br />Like a worm ingesting its own droppings, this commenter has twisted back on his path over and over and extruded the same worthless claims. His statements have received all the respect they deserve, and more than enough space.J. L. Bellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15405157000473731801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28103455.post-90864563605761742312011-10-22T21:01:53.147-05:002011-10-22T21:01:53.147-05:00"Does this pseudonymous commenter expect us t..."Does this pseudonymous commenter expect us to believe that the Republican conspiracists mentioned in this posting were not trying to “convince themselves that his memoir was written by a white man”?"<br /><br />They don't care whether Ayers is white or black. Nor do I. It's the fact that he was a terrorist that matters. Oh, you forgot that part.<br /><br />"Does this pseudonymous commenter..."<br /><br />We get the point. No need to waste your time pointing out that I'm using a pseudonym, just like millions of other bloggers out there?<br /><br />"Of course, Frederick Douglass is a dead black author who can no longer threaten him. "<br /><br />Well, I can name three other black men who I wouldn't mind being my president. Your insinuation of racism is still pathetic.<br /><br />"Our courageous commenter apparently believes that if a person composes poor poetry as an teen-aged undergraduate he can't possibly publish an affecting memoir in his mid-thirties. That anyone who make common grammatical errors must have entered into a conspiracy to have a ghost writer for his personal story. "<br /><br />What a distortion of what I presented! Obama's poor grammar is but a PART of his available (but incredibly sparse) pre-Dreams writing, all of which is of rather lame form, style, and content. And this is a fact that you are trying desperately to avoid addressing.Woszniaknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28103455.post-83053859417326989392011-10-22T14:24:25.884-05:002011-10-22T14:24:25.884-05:00“Wosniak” doesn’t want anyone to discuss his motiv...“Wosniak” doesn’t want anyone to discuss his motives in bringing up this absurd conspiracy theory about Barack Obama’s memoir. But if someone comes into your life spouting off about a conspiracy with racist overtones while refusing to identify himself, wouldn’t you ask what he’s up to?<br /><br />Motive is even more important as “Wozniac" and his fellow travelers want us to accept them as unbiased arbiters of Obama's student writing. We're supposed to trust them to pick out a fair sample. We're supposed to accept their aesthetic judgments. But of course that would be foolish.<br /><br />As the posting shows, a known right-wing conspiracist came up with this theory in the middle of a presidential campaign. A Republican politician tried to rope a British stylometrician into supporting it, but only in a way that couldn't be traced to the GOP. And now, three years later and as the next campaign heats up, a pseudonymous visitor is puffing it again. In those circumstances, the only person who wouldn't want motivations examined is someone with something to hide. <br /><br />Our courageous commenter apparently believes that if a person composes poor poetry as an teen-aged undergraduate he can't possibly publish an affecting memoir in his mid-thirties. That anyone who make common grammatical errors must have entered into a conspiracy to have a ghost writer for his personal story. <br /><br />Does this visitor apply the same rigor to any other first-time author, demanding to see their college papers? Has he examined the law-school writings of other politicians to evaluate their prose? Of course not. Because those people don't bother him in the visceral way Barack Obama does.J. L. Bellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15405157000473731801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28103455.post-47236493465701958542011-10-19T14:51:45.990-05:002011-10-19T14:51:45.990-05:00Does this pseudonymous commenter expect us to beli...Does this pseudonymous commenter expect us to believe that the Republican conspiracists mentioned in this posting were not trying to “convince themselves that his memoir was written by a white man”? Does he truly not recognize what endorsing their absurd theory says about himself? The powers of denial are strong in this one.<br /><br />Hiding safely behind an untraceable pseudonym, our “Wozniak” insists that some of his best friends are black authors. Of course, Frederick Douglass is a dead black author who can no longer threaten him. <br /><br />Interestingly, some of Douglass’s political opponents declared that he couldn’t have written his books, for the same pathetic reasons that people have made the same charge against Obama. Has “Wosniac” delved into Douglass’s earliest writings to test their grammatical rigor, applying the same standard he wants to apply to the President’s? Of course not. That would be too rational, and would threaten his fixed ideas.J. L. Bellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15405157000473731801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28103455.post-82678241002685351432011-10-18T22:53:05.814-05:002011-10-18T22:53:05.814-05:00I should let you know that The Narrative of the Li...I should let you know that The Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass is one of my favorite books.<br />I believe Douglass wrote it himself.<br /><br />Your attempt at race baiting is pathetic.Wozniacnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28103455.post-54594599066951590422011-10-18T17:39:54.161-05:002011-10-18T17:39:54.161-05:00Instead of focusing on my motives, or anyone else&...Instead of focusing on my motives, or anyone else's for that matter, which are wholly irrelevant, why not just answer: What part of "people don't suddenly write beautiful books after a short trail of mediocre writings" do you fail to understand?Wozniacknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28103455.post-21697384055552717672011-10-18T16:48:45.707-05:002011-10-18T16:48:45.707-05:00Most rational people have little interest in diggi...Most rational people have little interest in digging up writing from President Obama’s university days and searching for common grammatical slips. We've seen the President speak extemporaneously on many topics and in many arenas. We have the evidence we need to judge his ability to express himself intelligently, whether or not we agree with him. <br /><br />The slippery-named pseudonym is actually trying to convince us that the Republican conspiracists mentioned in this posting <i>first</i> stumbled across Obama's student writings and <i>then</i> decided he couldn't have written his own memoir. How dumb does he think people are? It's obvious that those men started with the goal of tearing down Obama.<br /><br />Why were those men so frightened by the sight of Barack Obama in a position of power? For the same reason that this commenter (who could, of course, be one of those men) is seeking out three-year-old blog posts on the topic. They can't acknowledge the real root of their insecurities on seeing the President, so they flail about to convince themselves that his memoir was written by a white man.<br /><br />That's a pathetic attempt to deceive, but the only people they're fooling are themselves. The rest of us understand the sort of irrational hatred that drives this silly endeavor.J. L. Bellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15405157000473731801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28103455.post-11882321176691860672011-10-18T16:06:46.599-05:002011-10-18T16:06:46.599-05:00You failed to provide any good writing of presiden...You failed to provide any good writing of president Obama before Dreams came out. Your silence, and the lack of such writing, is the perfect answer to your own question: "What about Obama could make those men doubt that he could write?"Woszniaknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28103455.post-36255927784765376322011-10-18T13:45:40.450-05:002011-10-18T13:45:40.450-05:00"Wozniak" insists he's not motivated..."Wozniak" insists he's not motivated by hate for the President, but he feels strongly enough to leave comments on a three-year-old blog entry to share thirty-year-old student poetry. Clearly some powerful emotion is motivating him to endorse ludicrous conspiracy theories about the President. <br /><br />"Wozniak" can't even keep track of the spelling of his own protective pseudonym (it was "Wosniak" before). Yet he feels that if a law-review editor makes a common error of agreement twice, that shows that he couldn't have written his own memoir.<br /><br />Don't conspiracy theorists realize that antics like this just make them look more laughable to the world?J. L. Bellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15405157000473731801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28103455.post-89001236972416461132011-10-18T02:31:42.880-05:002011-10-18T02:31:42.880-05:00You jumped to conclusions, Mr. Bell.
You asked a q...You jumped to conclusions, Mr. Bell.<br />You asked a question, and I answered it. There's no hatred at all. If you can find a very well-written essay or article by Obama before Dreams came out, please share it with us. If you can't, then please don't just blame tight deadlines.<br /><br />I could add another answer, however. Here is Obama's not-so-stellar poem from 1981:<br /><br />UNDERGROUND<br /><br />Under water grottos, caverns<br />Filled with apes<br />That eat figs.<br />Stepping on the figs<br />That the apes<br />Eat, they crunch.<br />The apes howl, bare<br />Their fangs, dance,<br />Tumble in the<br />Rushing water,<br />Musty, wet pelts<br />Glistening in the blue.Wozniaknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28103455.post-81701215435788234822011-10-16T21:24:25.821-05:002011-10-16T21:24:25.821-05:00Oh, my goodness gracious—a law student on deadline...Oh, my goodness gracious—a law student on deadline writes like a law student on deadline! <br /><br />Thanks for sharing the hate, “Wosniak.” Since you’re concerned about proper writing, you’ll be delighted to know that you have a lot to learn about the correct punctuation of quotations.J. L. Bellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15405157000473731801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28103455.post-90398963699964576392011-10-16T21:04:13.239-05:002011-10-16T21:04:13.239-05:00"What about Obama could make those men doubt ..."What about Obama could make those men doubt that he could write?"<br /><br />Since you asked...<br /><br />Well, here are four examples of Obama's misuse of grammar that would make any English teacher cringe:<br /><br />"The very real advantages of concentrating on a single issue is leading the National Freeze movement to challenge individual missile systems, while continuing the broader campaign. <br /><br />The belief that moribund institutions, rather than individuals are at the root of the problem, <br />keep SAM's energies alive. <br /><br />Facing these realities, at least three major strands of earlier movements are apparent.<br /> <br />Since the merits of the Law Review's selection policy has been the subject of commentary for the last three issues, I'd like to take the time to clarify exactly how our selection process works."Wosniaknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28103455.post-64244530942196478302008-11-04T12:07:00.000-05:002008-11-04T12:07:00.000-05:00I think stylometry software is becoming cheap enou...I think stylometry software is becoming cheap enough for ordinary people to use, but we have to know how. <BR/><BR/>There were obvious problems in the right-wingers' analysis of the Obama and Ayers memoirs: no control to compare against, no appropriate control (comparing an old novel to two recent memoirs—that's obvious cheating), use of only one metric instead of all available. Not to mention their obvious bias, wanting to publish results only if their hypothesis was confirmed.<BR/><BR/>Stylometry, like other scientific methods, also works better the more data one has to crunch. So someone would have to transcribe lots of Chicago newspaper articles (including those possibly by Baum and some definitely not by him), plus comparable writing known to be by Baum. All that transcription time might be where the $10,000 would come in.J. L. Bellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15405157000473731801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28103455.post-5943787630431913202008-11-04T09:48:00.000-05:002008-11-04T09:48:00.000-05:00After hearing Evan Schwartz's talk at the National...After hearing Evan Schwartz's talk at the National IWOC convention, I was wondering if this kind of analysis would point towards Baum's writings in the Chicago dailies of the early 1890's. I would think using his Saturday Evening Pioneer columns, that similarities could be found, if they exist. But, $10,000 is a lot of money.Blair Frodeliushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06142252526787522480noreply@blogger.com